One of my high school friends is getting married in two weeks and of course that requires the glorious bachelorette party....except where has all the glory gone?! There are only a few of us left to get married....let alone a few of us left to become mothers. This puts a whole new spin on things. At this point there should be a disclaimer on all bachelorette invites.
Such as: Before joining us at the bar ( where you will feel incredibly uncomfortable) please- self tan, lose the extra 5lbs you've been hanging onto from pregnancy, do a double round of the face tightening mask you meant to start doing three years ago and for god sake buy yourself a new outfit. Also, listening to some updated rap music never hurts....yes, TLC is no longer...please pause for a moment of silence.
We may no longer be the hot crowd..that crowd is now 8 years younger than us ...but damn we look good, know how to party and have been friends for way too long not to have a good time wherever we are! Every one of our fine lines and wrinkles tells a story! So, cheers to the good ol'days girls because they are just beginning!
This is hilarious and totally true (:
ReplyDeleteCompletely true!
ReplyDeleteYou left out the required nap prior to the glorious bachelorette party. There is no way I can hang with the non-mom's if I don't get a nap in!